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March 26th, 2005

Mark Thompson: the BBC rottweiler

I’m a bit slow out of the blocks on this one, but never mind.
An email surfaced during the week showing an exchange between BBC Newsnight presenter Jeremy Paxman and colleague Anthony Massey (identified as John Doe in the email below from The Friday Thing) which descibed how Thompson once bit Massey’s arm like a rottweiler in a totally unprovoked attack. Does anything about that seem a little…. odd?!
More amazingly, this isn’t the only act of violence he has apparently dished out. He also strangled a picture editor for an error during a broadcast - he had to be pulled off him by other members of staff!
I would contend that someone who is clearly a bit unbalanced and liable to go off spontaneously should not have been elevated to the position of Director General! Bring back Greg Dyke, that’s what I say.
The BBC itself dismissed the biting incident as “horseplay”…
The full email is reproduced below - for chronological order, read from the bottom up.

From: Jeremy Paxman
Sent: 31 January 2005 15:00
To: John Doe
Subject: RE:

Bloody hell. If any of this came out, he’d be toast.

—–Original Message—–
From: John Doe
Sent: 28 January 2005 08:39
To: Jeremy Paxman
Subject: RE:

He certainly is. Here’s the subbed down version of the strangling
story, which I hasten to add I got at second hand and did not
witness personally:

The Nine, with Thompson editing, were leading with the death of
some famous British actor like Gielgud or Ralph Richardson. At
two minutes to nine a picture editor dubbed the obit to get a
perfect sound balance. As it was four minutes long and this was
the pre-digital age, this wasn’t very bright, and the story
missed its slot as the lead. After the Nine was over Thompson
stormed down to VTs in search of the culprit and tried to
throttle him. He had both hands round the man’s throat and had to
be dragged off. All this might have been forgotten but for the
fact that the picture editor, according to the story, had a
nervous breakdown, left the BBC and never worked again. They
still talk about it in RCR.

So I got off lightly really.

—–Original Message—–
From: Jeremy Paxman
Sent: 24 January 2005 14:37
To: John Doe
Subject: RE:

Gosh! I wish I’d got this earlier, although it would have been
hard to know precisely how to play it, I think. The bloke is
quite clearly insane.

—–Original Message—–
From: John Doe
Sent: 23 January 2005 08:50
To: Jeremy Paxman
Subject: RE:

Sorry I didn’t reply in time, I’ve been away from the office for
the last week, and I missed the News Festival or I could have
offered this from the audience!

It is absolutely true. It was late summer or early autumn of
1988, when he was the newly appointed editor of the Nine O’Clock
News, and I was a Home News Organiser. It was 9.15 in the
morning, in the middle of the old sixth floor newsroom. I went up
to his desk to talk about some story after the 9.00 meeting we
used to have then. I was standing next to him on his right, and
he was sitting reading his horoscope in the Daily Star (I always
remember that detail). Before I could say a word he suddenly
turned, snarled, and sank his teeth into my left upper arm
(leaving marks through the shirt, but not drawing blood). It
hurt. I pulled my arm out of his jaws, like a stick out of the
jaws of a labrador. The key thing is, we didn’t have a row first,
or even speak, and I had never had any dispute with him before.
He was recently arrived in the newsroom, and I hardly knew him.
He just bit me in the arm for no reason without any warning or
preamble. I don’t think it was personal. Something turned in his
brain, and anyone who had been standing there at that moment
would have been bitten, Linda from the teabar, the BBC Chairman,
Keith Graves, anyone. It just happened to be me.

Thompson didn’t apologise or explain, so I went to complain to my
then boss, ***** ******. All ****** said was “This whole place is
full of fucking headbangers”, which was a fair point and indeed
is still true, but didn’t help somehow. I wanted to bring the
whole BBC disciplinary process down on Thompson’s head, and get
the NUJ involved, but ****** was desperate for that not to
happen. So I got sent abroad on some story for a month or so, and
when I came back it had lost momentum, and I never pursued it.
Also I was on attachment and applying for a permanent job, so I
didn’t want to rock the boat. And in those days dinosaurs ruled
the earth, and it seemed quite acceptable for senior people to
bite junior colleagues. But several times since Mark *******, who
was one of many witnesses, has said to me “You could have ended
Mark Thompson’s career with a single word, and you never did.” He
sounded as though he wished I had, though I thought he was meant
to be a friend of Thompson’s.

Thompson stayed in the newsroom for several months until he
became Editor of Panorama, and we have met a number of times
since then. But in a very British way, neither of us has ever
mentioned it. But when he became DG several people who were in
the newsroom at the time reminded me of this incident (as if I
might have forgotten it) and it went all round the building. To
my knowledge the only time it’s appeared in print was shortly
afterwards, when a brief item appeared in the Londoner’s Diary in
the Evening Standard. This was nothing whatever to do with me,
though I was not sorry to see it. My name wasn’t mentioned, which
was good. But the story did go round the world, and when I was in
Kuwait just after the end of the Gulf War in 1991, an NBC
producer said “Are you the person Mark Thompson bit?” Fame of a
sort.

Now Thompson is DG, the story is probably more valuable. The joke
in the newsroom is that if ever they make me redundant, I’ll be
off to the Daily Mail or the Sun with my arm in a sling. There
are several other good Thompson stories. I know two more. He has
a bit of a reputation for mindless violence against innocent
bystanders (ask the old hands in RCR about the strangling
incident). But he’s only attacked me once.

I last saw Thompson just after he was made DG, at the BBC News
50th anniversary party in TC1 in May. He saw me across the room
and went white. I don’t know why. He shouldn’t be afraid of me, I
don’t bite.

John

—–Original Message—–
From: Jeremy Paxman
Sent: 18 January 2005 15:50
To: John Doe
Subject:

I’ve got to interview Mark Thompson tomorrow. Is it true that he
once bit you?

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March 26th, 2005

An alarming invention

I’ve just been reading about a superb invention over at Untamed Symphony - an alarm clock which rolls off to a random part of the room after you press Snooze. This could be the answer to my notorious inability to get out of bed on a morning! At the minute I’m reduced to setting the alarm on my mobile phone, then hiding it in a different part of my room every night to give me a challenge when I’m staggering around in a daze in the morning.
I’ve always wanted to come up with a foolproof way to make sure that once I get up to turn the alarm off, I can’t get back into bed - maybe a load of nails that shoot out of the mattress once I stand up? Possibly a bit impractical :) Does anyone have any better solutions to this age-old problem?

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March 19th, 2005

Too creaky to party?

On Thursday night I had the dubious honour of a trip out to Fuzz Club at the students union to celebrate my friend Krish being a whole quarter century old. Coming off the back of a wine-laden meal and the compulsory trip to the Devonshire Cat obviously wasn’t the best preparation, but hey. When I was in the first and second years (back in the Dark Ages) I actually went to Fuzz quite regularly, despite my notorious wall-flower clubbing style :) What we all noticed when we went this time was how time has marched on - it was too loud, too hot… we just can’t hack it anymore! Whilst it is pretty common knowledge that this is how it is, and it doesn’t bother me as much as it might other people, it’s still a bit of a shock when a group of 22 to 25 year olds feel too old to go out! The under 18s desperately try to make themselves look older to get into such places and generally look less childish, which basically leaves a maximum 4 year band where you’re at the optimum age. Is it the same everywhere, or is this a peculiarly English phenomenon?

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March 18th, 2005

New comments & trackback system

One of the few faults with the Blogger system is the lack of ability to properly identify who has made ‘anonymous’ comments by their IP address. Since this has been giving me some trouble of late, I have moved to the commenting and trackback system provided by Haloscan. Unfortunately this means that all comments made to this date, whilst not deleted, are no longer visible. Sorry folks :)

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March 13th, 2005

Balls

Last night was the annual “Chemical Engineering Dinner Dance” - the only opportunity to interact with the lecturers without fear of being stalked for coursework!
As an event, it isn’t really something I enjoy for a multitude of reasons, but it’s always good to show your face. One of the lecturers, Dr Martin Pitt, gave an inspired after dinner speech, finding comedy value in chemical engineering that I don’t think anyone knew existed :) The event was held this year at the Novotel in Sheffield city centre for the second time during my time here. It’s not bad, but I still think the best venue was the Hilton… incidentally the venue when I was on the organising committee…

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March 11th, 2005

Cheap as chips

Apparently, of all the elements, I am most like silicon…

Si… Silicon
You scored 49 Mass, 34 Electronegativity, 17 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!
Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw
them together to get something truely exceptional… that’s you. You
are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at
large a long time ago. You don’t fear it, but you don’t try to be one
with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things… if a
problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it…
whatever. You don’t take kindly to people pushing you around, and you
don’t really push anyone else around. You’re probably the only one that
can tame oxygen simply because you don’t understand it’s raging
neediness, but that doesn’t mean that you’ll really enjoy having a tame
oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along
with people like yourself really well, but you aren’t your own
soulmate… if only they could make entire colonies of people like you
you’d be stoked. Just like you don’t understand society, society
doesn’t understand you… and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how
to describe you better.
My test tracked 4 variables

How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 80% on Mass
You scored higher than 57% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 1% on Metal
You scored higher than 40% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid
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